White BudaloMarch 8th, 2009 Barn on Pasquale, Nevada City, California 12:45am
“Yoga Retreat”on the Ridge today. During the chatter of the day a person mentioned the sprouted cocoa bean being where the magic is, that it was touted as the door to immortality. The holder of this “Yoga Retreat” was quick to add that trying to get into eternity without being asked to enter invited the fate of being chopped in half for all, ever. Vedic astrology was a recurring topic through out the days stretch.
One Buddha, moderately damaged, head optional – Was: $25.00, Now: Free
I had seen the Buddha on the ground next to a construction fence at the corner of an intersection. It was in a relaxed lotus position on a rectangle cinder slab, back against fence, headlessly facing the center of the intersection. I took note of its vigil for several weeks, then it was lost in the snow. One night, after the melt and during the rain, I pulled up to the Buddha and relieved him of his position. I noticed his head submerged in the deep puddle next to him and grabbed that as well. It’s a boy Buddha, childlike with baby fat. I didn’t glue his head back on, I just set it back on his shoulders nice like. I placed Buddha between two trees outside the barn before going to the “Retreat.”
Later the “chopped in half for eternity” statement was elaborated on during a Vedic Astrology moment. The story goes like this: Krishna was handing out bite sized bits of eternity to the worthy when he was clued into the fact that one taker was an asura in disguise, so Krishna dosed him while chopping off his head, sending him askew for the long haul.
Hopefully my curbside Buddha isn’t a demon in disguise that was ripped asunder for it’s hubris and sent to the intersection of Brunswick and Pioneer Plaza for all eternity. He had a $25 price on his ass. I’m thinking that he fell off someone’s truck during a move. How he found himself up against that fence is a mystery I can live with though. He looks good between the trees. I can see why someone would pay $25 for a Buddha now, though I still would not.


